Hi, I’m John.

A man with light brown hair wearing a plaid button-up shirt, sitting outdoors on green grass with a building in the background.

My stories and humor pieces have appeared in anthologies and several literary magazines, including McSweeney’s, The Chicago Reader, Wisconsin Review, Points in Case, and The American Bystander.

I live near Chicago with my wife and our Boston Terrier.

I would like you to believe my hair was still this color.

I mostly write fiction and humor, but I also occasionally make comics and videos.